Dear God...

I know I've been bad.

I know I've abandoned you for sinful, more desirable, worldly vices.

I know I'm the least likely candidate to be named after one of your more divine prophets.

But, please, please, please... If you are still tuned into my turbo, on ANY level at all...

... let the cool, outspoken, charismatic, black guy win.

That's all.

*note: please do not regard this post as insight into my affiliation with any particular religion. The term "god" was used arbitrarily and was only capitalized because it appeared in the title of this post. I am not particularly religious, unless you count the deities 'Single Malt' and 'Ice-Cold 50'. Those I worship on a daily basis.

**Update: Nov 5th - I heard this on one of my usual media outlets... Rosetta sat so that Martin Luther could walk. Martin Luther walked so that Obama could run. Obama ran so that our kids could fly...